i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
(via 22skid00)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
(via whoissaidie)
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
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